What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.