What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now