What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!