What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.