What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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This could use some salt."

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Sleep.

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With an electorate blanket.

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Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What does disappointment feel like?

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.