What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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What does disappointment feel like?

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.