What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment

What does disappointment feel like?

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.