Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.