The Spanish Inquisition.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Sue
Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
