What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!