What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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They go sharkers !

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A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

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Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd