What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.