How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.