How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

What country is the most fragile?

China!

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.