How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener