What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.