What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.