What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.