What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !