What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.