What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you"