What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.