Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Dead Meme Jokes More Dead Meme Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.