Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian