Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

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How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!