Eliminate Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Waswa Jokes More Waswa Jokes

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.