Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.