Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.