What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.