What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.