What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home