What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.