Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue