What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.