What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.