What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.