Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

9 Inch Jokes More 9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches