What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.