What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.