What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist