Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
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Coffee Mug
Cheap labor.
Pilot season
Michael Bae
Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)
Sigourney "Weaver" :P
Stop playing it cagey!
They need someone to play the bit parts.
Trust Me..."
Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
This needs to happen.
They both downed spirits.
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
A: They were raised in a zoo!
How do you project confidence? Multiply by the cosine of the angle.
The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Ebowla
He was shot in the face.
A water sprinkler.
