What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).