What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.