Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut