Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.