How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.