What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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