What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.