Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.