Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!