Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.