Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!