Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.