Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.