Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !