Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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