What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!