What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Previous Random Joke Next
Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win?

everyone

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes