Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.