What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.