What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Wreck Ball Jokes More Wreck Ball Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.