Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

What do you call a German who is up themselves?

A deutsche-bag

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.