Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.