What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.