What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!