Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.
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Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
An escalador.
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
He knows a lot about black holes
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
He had an apartment complex.
Because a Cadillac sits six.
They were my friends :(
He was stumped.
A pirate aye!
I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...
He works on a cold case.
He never changes his position.
Steven Hawking
They don't like their vegetables.
A baked potato
