Steven Hawking Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Staircase Jokes More Staircase Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Uprise Jokes More Uprise Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school?

A mutant-y

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.