What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...