A piebald horse pulling a cart!
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.