What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.