What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word