What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.