What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.