What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove