What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut