What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.