What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.